Be Careful, You Have A Daughter | NiniWannabe

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One day, my mother sat me down on the kitchen chair while I clutched shards of an organ that used to be a heart. A cup of coffee to warm the hollows of my guts and a song on a dashboard re-echoing over and over in my ears.

She said, “tell me what happened?”

I summoned all the air that my punctured lungs could hold and simply said: “he left.”

Two syllables I spit felt like two large bitter pills I swallowed.

“Did he say why?” She said, her fingers about two inches from mine.

I remember when she was 37 and I was 7, when those same fingers held a pen on this very same table, to affix her signature on a paper, to mark the finish line for her and my father.

“He said he’d given up,” I said. “That I am too much. That he wanted someone ‘lighter’.”

Saying it out loud, I felt the knife twist in my ribcage once more.

It would have been easier if he said he’d cheated or that he’d fallen out of love. Because then, the fault would fall on him.

But he was always the one to say it like it is. While I was the one to throw puzzle pieces around like crumb trails behind me.

“Am I really a burden?” I ask her through sobs.

“Oh, my darling,” she said, eyes glistening.

I am a 24 year old woman. With a blossoming career, an apartment and a car. But when she held me, I felt as helpless as that little 7 year old girl, who dreamt that her father had come back for them.

“Now, you listen because what I’m about to tell you is very important,” she said as I sobbed into her chest.

“When I had you, it was unexpected. Your father didn’t want you at first and your grandparents were very disappointed in me,” she said.

“About 2 months before you were born, your grandma came to visit. I couldn’t remember what we talked about exactly, but I remember very clearly when she was about to leave, she put a hand on my tummy and said: ‘now, you take care of yourself and take care of your baby . Life would become easier if it was a boy… but it’s not. So be careful, you have a daughter.”

My mother paused and caught a tear with her finger as it slid down my cheeks.

“That phrase kept popping up in my head over the years,” she continued.

“That time when I lost you in the mall, that time when a burglar entered our house, that time when you fell down the stairs and broke a tooth, that time when you turned 16 and got on a motorcycle with a boy 3 years older than you, that time when I overheard you crying in your room at 3:00 AM and I opened your door and you pretended to be asleep.

It keeps creeping up in my head ‘Be careful, you have a daughter. Be careful, you have a daughter,

That’s why I yell at you when your skirt is too short and your shirt too tight. That’s why I keep calling you during the day to make sure you’re alright. That’s why I want to meet every single man you date and ask them way too many questions,” she said, a tear resting on the cornered curves of her smile.

I sat up straighter and looked harder at her than I ever did before, wishing her thoughts became words printed on her face.

“You ask if you’re a burden and I say this because it’s the truth. Your grandma was wrong. She said life would have been easier if I had a son. Perhaps because sons don’t bear the burdens that we do.

Sons don’t bleed and sons don’t have to be polite nor thin nor pretty and smart at the same time. No.

But daughters have to speak gently and swallow what they think and cook and clean and keep the husband happy.

You ask me if you’re a burden and darling, you break my heart. Because your grandma should have said: ‘Be careful OF your daughter, because she is fire. She is the lightning that warns you of a storm coming.

Darling, you’re not a burden, you are wrought iron. You have bones that carried you through hunger and bad men and drunken nights. You have eyes that never lost its color even through watery hours of laying in bed. While you doubt your capability of loving and your worth of being loved, there are people like me who are in awe of your existence.

Darling, you’re not a burden, just because you refuse to become the quiet shadow in his wake. You’re not a burden just because you don’t bend at his irrational thunderstorms.

A man who thinks you’re a burden is not a man. You are made of Jupiter and supernova and granite rock together. You are not a burden. And only an extraordinarily strong man can carry you.”

Joanna Paola “Nini” Garado, Be Careful, You Have A Daughter  | July 12, 2015

*This is inspired by true events. The title comes from a recent time in my life when I said the same thing to my best friend. I realized now it was a horrible thing to say. Sorry.


There Is A Small Lizard In the PBB House



This post was written after the author has read this particular Yahoo article: Will Pinoys Evict Big Brother?


I saw only 1 episode of PBB All-In  and after about 5 minutes, I just had to change the channel. I wasn’t even paying that much attention to it as I was more entranced by a small lizard walking across our TV screen. Perhaps my attention span is ADHD-quality (see what I did there?) but what little I saw nearly caused me to fall into a mental coma.


So why are ordinary Pinoys such as myself evicting PBB?


1.) Because the activities and “issues” in the show are un-stimulating and are completely pointless.

“Omg, let’s watch PBB tonight cause I saw in the commercial that they’re all gonna jump in the pool while yelling: ‘Pinoy Big Brother All-In’!!!”

I dunno if that actually happened in any of the episodes but I bet my rainbow socks there’s gonna be at least 1 pool-jumping scenario this season. (Just like any other season. Duh.)


2.) Because the supposedly heart-wrenching, tear-jerking backgrounders and life situations of the housemates have happened to other people before, possibly featured in MMK with ridiculously good-looking actors who don’t look at all like the real person they are playing. Newsflash: The “Pathos” approach to grabbing people’s attention has been played out. Next?!


3.) Because we don’t care to watch how celebrity guests chew their food or wash their underwear or flirt with other housemates. We have enough flirting to deal with in real life, thank you very much.


4.) Because all TV shows have a “shelf life”, an “expiration date”. And I’m sorry Laurenti Dyogi, but Pinoy Big Brother is rotten tomatoes at its best. It should have been tossed in the trash bin a long time ago.


5.) And so what if Daniel Matsunaga is in the Pinoy Big Brother House? Unless staring at his abs could actually cure Eye Cancer, I think I’m gonna pass. Let’s leave the drooling-over-the-television job to sad 40-year-old-virgins with 12 cats and no date, shall we?  Yes we shall.


Now, where did that lizard go?


Oh, there you are.





(Oh, and please turn off the damn TV.)


Post-Valentine Feels

February 15, 2014.

A Day after Valentines’ Day when all the reds and pinks and flower petals have (partly) disappeared from the streets of Davao City and all singletons miserably recalled last nights’ events of solitary make-out sessions with boxes of Toblerones and Hershey’s (that they bought for themselves in the nearest convenience store), another buzz has enveloped the City.

I’ve known about the buzz because the event was to be held in our school – at Holy Cross of Davao College. And what, you might ask, this event could be?

It was “Streetlight: One for Love” (By Gen Rosso Youth Workshop). 


Streetlight is a musical play based on the real life of Charles (Chuck) Derrick Moats – a youngster, who, despite the Chicago neighborhood filled with violence and gangsterism in which he lived, chose the higher road of peace, righteousness and love.

genrosso davao

Despite the influences and the invitations of his neighbors for him to join gangs and be involved in crimes, Chuck always found a way to refuse and took refuge, instead in The  Gen, the youth of the Focolare Movement.



The musical play was filled with songs speaking about finding light in the darkness and finding peace within oneself and among other people. Colors, music and real-life situations, Streetlight: One for Love was a mix and mash of emotions from the viewpoint of the audience.


What made the play even more special (aside from the main cast coming from different countries like Spain, Italy, Tanzania and the Philippines), was that it allowed students from Holy Cross to take part within the play, staying true to Gen Rosso’s advocacy to involve the youth in music instead of engaging in dangerous activities such as drugs and gangsterism.



By the end of the show, I, as an audience, was left with thoughts to ponder about myself as a person and as a youth (you can still consider a girl in her early 20’s as a”youth”, right? HAHA).

Anyway, after all that music and inspiration, my Post-Valentines Day sparked a feeling of elation within me that’s almost as good as the one I had during Valentines Day itself.


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Don’t Forget the Birthday Boy

Look around and *sniff sniff. What does that tell you?Image

Streets look brighter, twinkling in the trees, lanterns and children singing for each household.

Plus… there’s this weird desire that grows inside of you, telling you to give gifts to practically every person you know on the planet. And also you get this feeling that when you miss out on a mall-wide sale, it’s like missing out on your own Wedding Day or Graduation or something significant in your life.

Aaaand. DING DING DING! You got that right!

These are the tell-tale signs that CHRISTMAS is coming.

The age old saying “‘Tis the Season to be jolly” is alive and kickin’ once more and the drunkards in our street seem to be taking this saying waaay to seriously. Now, their drinking sessions are becoming as regular and frequent as the sunrise and sunset.

As a child, I loved Christmas because it usually meant I get to be buried in heaps of gifts from my family. But now that I’m all grown up and trying (hopefully not failing) to be a better human being, I tried to zone in, asking myself: “Is Christmas really just about gifts and parties and drinking WITH the adults in my family and falling into a deep coma in your bed without the thought of classes, projects, assignments and productions?”

Why the answer is YES. Christmas is so much more than that. And this became the inspiration behind this short video that we were asked to do for our MC 15 (Audio Visual Communication).



If I Die Young (Re-Vamped)

The Band Perry - Tennyson - Boat - If I Die Young

A couple years ago, I wrote something like this in my Facebook notes (Also entitled “If I Die Young”) to let the people I love know what I wanted them to do if I did die young.

Last night, I received a terrible news that my Christian Values Education teacher in High School had died because of illness. As in every death, comes the shock to every person that was left behind.

Questions like “Did he leave words unsaid?” “Was he prepared for it?” “Did it hurt?” “I wonder what it’s like?” kept replaying in my head.

That’s when I thought about the note in Facebook I wrote a few years ago and decided to post it up here in my blog and add some things up.

You see, I may appear to be an optimistic, cheerful, happy-go-lucky person but I DO think about death. In the jeepney, in the shower, in the few minutes between consciousness and falling asleep… I think about how, when and where I’ll die. Probably even more than necessary.

Anyway, so here it goes:


We did this before for our High School Project called “Book of My Life” which had a “My Death Plan” Chapter in it. Being a High School student, I filled that chapter with quirky to the point of being almost ridiculous death plans, but those plans were no less than cute or funny. 😉

My Death Plan - Book of My Life

“Book of My Life” Project in High School – Chapter 8 is Where it All Began :p

I kept some of the original plans in here and added a few things to spice up my death. LOL.

1. The Little White Dress

White Dress for Funeral

Aren’t these dresses cute or what? 🙂

Helena by My Chemical Romance Dress - If I Die Young

I originally wanted a dress like this! (Image from “Helena” by MCR music video)

Originally, I wanted a black dress to wear for my funeral. Similar to the one in My Chemical Romance’s music video for “Helena.” But perhaps because I didn’t want to scare kids when they take a peek at me in my coffin or maybe it’s because I’m way past my “Emo” phase in High School, I decided a Little White Dress would also suffice.

Although, I think a black dress would make my skin color pop out, don’t you think? LOL. Awooooooo.

2. The Coffin

In High School, I wanted my coffin to be black. But that was during a time when I sported black eyeliners, black shirts, black nail polish and black… well, everything. LOL.

Don’t get me wrong, I liked that phase in High School. But I’m a half- right here, right now and half- move forward kinda girl. And right now, I think a life with more colors is more fun. So for my coffin… is it possible to have it painted with a RAINBOW? Haha.

3. The Wake

Typically, Filipinos stay up for days to grieve while their loved one’s dead body is displayed for everyone to see. LOL. Relatives cry, talk about the cause of death, eat cookies, drink coffee and play card games.

Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret Angel Fashion Show

Hell, yeah! When I die, I will transform into an Angel… A Victoria’s Secret Angel. Lol.

In my “wake”  though, I want something a little different.

  • I want to be surrounded by pictures of me. If possible, happy pictures. Photos that will remind people of how I was like when I was alive and not how I became dead meat. Also because I want to show off my photography and modeling talent. HAHAHHAHA! Kidding.
  • Let my friends see my notebooks, box of letters, trinkets, gifts, etc to let them know that I treasured every single Birthday gift they gave me.
  • I want singing, talking and laughing! We’re not in a friggin’ Library for crying out loud. 😀
  • I’m a Masscom student, so I probably have some kind of Audio Visual Presentation made for my funeral. My family will have to discover for themselves where I left it, though, but I have a feeling it’s in my laptop. Haha. When they do find where it is, I want it to be played and re-played during my wake.

4. The Funeral

It’s sad to think that most of the time, families only ever really re-unite when there’s death in the family. Long-lost friends appear, kindergarten classmates that you never spoke with for years show up… That’s the beautiful and tragic thing about death.

During my funeral, there will be speeches from the people closest to me, I’m sure. But I also want to speak to them during that time… through music.

I love music. Music is universal. It transcends through time, space, race and language. And for every emotion felt, for every life lived, every story to be told, there is a song that will fit perfectly. And so… here are some of my most favorite songs that I want to be played during my wake.

1. Time of Your Life by Green Day

2. Believe in Dreams by Flyleaf

3. Half Life by Duncan Shiek

4. Northern Downpour by Panic! At the Disco

5. Vanilla Twilight by Owl City


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 Have you seen the movie or read the book “The Lovely Bones”? I would love to think that my heaven looks like that. Although, Suzie never met anyone she knew in her earthly life in her “almost heaven”, I’d like to think WE will see eachother again! 🙂


Hopefully, I don’t die young. Hopefully, I live a full life. Have a successful career, meet the man of my life – my soulmate (if ever there’s such a thing). Have kids, travel the world. Grow old in a beach house near the white-sand shore…

But we never know, right? 🙂

No one can predict the future – not even the Mayan Calendar. LOL. But if that time comes earlier than expected, I want YOU to know that I had the time of my life.

This life of mine has been wonderful, crazy, beautiful and amazing. And it was a privilege, an honor and my pleasure to have my path cross with yours.

CIAO! See you on the other side! 😀

“IF I DIE YOUNG” by The Band Perry Lyrics

(I love this song, the lyrics are sad but the melody and the way it was sung sound bright and it has such a beautiful meaning.)


If i die young bury me in satin,

lay me down on a bed of roses.

Sink me in the river at dawn,

Send me away with the words of a love song.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh


Lord make me a rainbow, I’ll shine down on my mother.

She’ll know I’m safe with you when she stands under my colors.

oh and life ain’t always what you think it ought to be,no

 Ain’t even gray but she buries her baby.

the sharp knife of a short life.

Well I’ve had just enough time…


If i die young bury me in satin,

lay me down on a bed of roses.

Sink me in the river at dawn,

Send me away with the words of a love song.

The sharp knife of a short life.

Well, i have just enough time..


And I’ll be wearing white,

when i come into your kingdom,

I’m as green as the ring on my little cold finger.

I’ve never known the lovin’ of man,

but it sure felt nice when he was holdin’ my hand.

There’s a boy here in town,

who says he’ll love me forever.

Who would have thought forever could be severed

by the sharp knife of a short life,

Well I’ve had just enough time…


So put on your best boys, and I’ll wear my pearls.

What I never did is done.


A penny for my thoughts oh no I’ll sell ’em for a dollar,

they’re worth so much more after I’m a goner,

and maybe then you’ll hear the words that I’ve been singin’.

Its funny when your dead how people start listenin’


If i die young bury me in satin,

lay me down on a bed of roses.

Sink me in the river at dawn,

send me away with the words of a love song.


Ooh ooh the ballad of a dove,

go with peace and love.

Gather up your tears and keep them in your pocket,

Save em for a time when your really gonna need em.

oh the sharp knife of a short life,

Well I’ve had just enough time.

So put on your best boys, and I’ll wear my pearls.

If I Die Young by The Band Perry - Photo on Boat



girl in bed lonely loneliness


Quiet. How you love the quiet.

Night. How you love the night.

You call during these hours.

Hours when today and tomorrow are on a tug of war.

An indecent affair when the world is asleep &  far.

You climb on my windowsill and lay down with me in the few moments,

Those moments between consciousness and sleep.

You grip me – my hands, my body, so weak.


And I succumb to you, sneaky little shadow.

I fall into you with the brightest of my tomorrows.

For in these hours, these quiet alone hours.

When today and tomorrow are nearest eachother,

A grown woman with the wildest of dreams.

Shrink to be the little child with the fiercest of fears.


Quiet, how you love the quiet.

And you never come through the front door step.

You must sneak into the room, in the middle of the night.

For an indecent affair with you, is all that is right.


– by Nini Realista Garado




Lady Gaga

It was past 11:00 PM. I was on the way home, enjoying the few quiet moments I have while riding in the jeepney.

When we arrived somewhere in Matina, a group of drunk men hopped in the jeep and polluted the quiet moment of commute that I was having with their loud and slightly slurred conversations. At first, I ignored these men.

But then I heard the word “Bangs” and I knew from that moment on, their attention was directed upon me. I tried to pretend like I didn’t hear them but one drunk guy suddenly bursted out singing “Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eeeh. Twenty-one“. A line from a K-Pop group’s song. (Koreans are famous for their edgy haircuts, of course. Including hairstyles with bangs.)

One of them said: * “Si Bangs man na.

Another said: * “Dili bai, si Sandara Park.”

While another added: * “Haha. Dili oy. Sandawa Park.”

Knowing that the best counter-action for attacks by attention-seekers like these men was pretending to be deaf, mute and blind, I tried my best to ignore them.

But these guys started to get on my nerves when one of them pulled out his digital camera and started taking pictures!

What the heck was this guy playing at? Was he really taking my picture? Why would he do that?!

For a half a second, I felt confused. But then again, I remembered that there’s only one particular reason why drunk people do crazy stuff like this: it’s because they’re drunk.

I almost cracked my neck for trying to turn my face away, attempting to get out from the view of the camera. The guy tried to steal two or three snapshots of my face, until I couldn’t help it and took refuge and hid my face behind my hair. (Yes, having bangs DOES have its benefits.)

One of those drunkards must have realized that I was uncomfortable about what the other guy was doing and said: “Buang, ayaw pataka ug picture sa babae, brad. Ayaw pag ana brad.” (Are you crazy? Don’t just take a girl’s picture like that, bro. Don’t do that.)

Thankfully, the drunk guy with the camera and a pea-sized brain, turned to a group of women on the street instead and clicked away. They were laughing their heads off, looking at the pictures a few minutes later. (I was hoping the guy wasn’t able to take a good picture of me). I wanted so much to get out of the jeepney. I felt embarrassed. And somehow, I felt like my privacy was invaded (Sounds char but it’s true).

Maybe some people would feel flattered by it. But I didn’t. It was as though someone was peaking into a hole in the wall of my bathroom while I’m taking a shower. I felt embarrassed. Or rather, humiliated.

This incident is so ironic since it was only last week when I took this picture out of sheer boredom:

Paparazzi shot

A self-made Paparazzi shot

Obviously, the intention of this picture was to make it look like I was hiding my face from a paparazzi’s camera.

But I took this pic to entertain myself. Little did I know that this being-photographed-by-a-paparazzi-fantasy would actually manifest in real life. Well, sort of.

I’m not saying the drunk guy was taking my picture because I’m famous or anything. I’m just saying that the feeling that I had when he was trying to photograph made me was not a good feeling. And it made me realize why these people sometimes hide from the invasive lens of a camera (even though they’d look silly from doing it):

Paparazzi shot of Rupert Grint

Rupert Grint (from Harry Potter)

sharpay evans - paparazzi

Ahley Tisdale (from Hellcats & High School Musical)

paparazzi shot lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan


Miley Cyrus


Shia LeBouff (Transformers)

The reason why celebs like to hide form the paparazzi is because being photographed by someone that you don’t know and don’t trust, without your permission can make you feel like you were being STRIPPED NAKED against your will.

If you were in my shoes, when that man attacked me with his camera, would you have felt flattered or would you have felt like this?…

Courtney Cox Arquette (Cougar Town, F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

Demi Lovato

Kirsten Dunst (Spiderman)

Tell me how you would feel in the comments below.


~ Nini WannaBe